Saturday, July 18, 2020


29th January 2017
Today’s to-do list:
   1. Prove the existence of carpet.
   2. Get that monkey out of my pantry.
   3. Remind Elton John about the £50 he owes me for driving into the bumper of my hovercraft.
   4. Ask Captain Dennehy to give me twenty-four hours to solve the Jennings murder, or the D.A. can have my badge.
   5. Cola bottles.

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