29^th January 2017

Today’s to-do list:

   1. Prove the existence of carpet.

   2. Get that monkey out of my pantry.

   3. Remind Elton John about the £50 he owes me for driving into the bumper of my hovercraft.

   4. Ask Captain Dennehy to give me twenty-four hours to solve the Jennings murder, or the D.A. can have my badge.

   5. Cola bottles.