13^th October 2017 

I had a very long adventure that lasted the blink of an eye and it ended in a very sad way but I didn’t die even though I should have, because that’s the way adventures end sometimes.

8th September 2017 

So I’ve been working on a new catchphrase and have narrowed it down to the following:
    1. “Gentlemen, start your peanuts!”
    2. “Tuppence or ha’penny, it’s all the same to a saucy duke!”
    3. “That Mildred and her hats!”
    4. “A chupacabra, sir? Not at my age!”
    Hopefully I’ll have settled on one in time for my speech at the Scrumping Society’s Annual Charity Gala.