8th September 2017 

So I’ve been working on a new catchphrase and have narrowed it down to the following:
    1. “Gentlemen, start your peanuts!”
    2. “Tuppence or ha’penny, it’s all the same to a saucy duke!”
    3. “That Mildred and her hats!”
    4. “A chupacabra, sir? Not at my age!”
    Hopefully I’ll have settled on one in time for my speech at the Scrumping Society’s Annual Charity Gala.